Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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