Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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