His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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