You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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