She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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