My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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