I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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