Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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