check it out our google latitudes are spooning
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
false alarm, still single
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