when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
you never un-have a 4some
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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