I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
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It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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