I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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