Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I am midnight drunk by noon
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
