i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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