guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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