The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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