I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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