I wish I could teleport
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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