The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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