There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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