Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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