You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The air was thick with penises
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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