His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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