i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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