I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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