Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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