Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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