her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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