I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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