I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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