I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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