How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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