she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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