I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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