Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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