pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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