you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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