Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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