Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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