Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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