I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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