Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i wish my penis had a tongue
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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