i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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