drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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