I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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