is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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