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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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