everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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