Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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