do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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