If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'm always down for nudity.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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