They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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