You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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